people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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