Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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