maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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