I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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