Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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