He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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