Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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