I don't think brook has ever known best
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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