I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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