is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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