Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
