youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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