addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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