There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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