We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
