when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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