we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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