IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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