there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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