Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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