He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
