how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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