I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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