i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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