Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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