No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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