After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
