HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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