I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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