Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i will never coherently bang her
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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