belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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