Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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