you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I have demons in me.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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