You're so nebulous sometimes
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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