If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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