Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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