My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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