I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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