Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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