What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This baby is an asshole
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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