I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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