Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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