Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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