Dual....:-)
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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