I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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