Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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