I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
These tits shall not be calmed
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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