South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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