party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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