talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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