: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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