Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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