do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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