when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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